Jimmy clapped Bob on the back, grinning from ear to ear. “See? You’re loosening up already, Belcher. This is gonna be a great day. You, me, the kids—what could go wrong?”
Gene’s head snapped toward Jimmy so fast it was a miracle he didn’t give himself whiplash. “Did you say corn dogs?! Jimmy Pesto, I take back 30% of the bad things I’ve said about you!”
Louise sidled up to Bob, grinning wickedly. “Looks like Jimmy’s buying his way into our hearts, huh, Dad? Guess it’s not the worst thing.”
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Bob Belcher's plans for a day with his kids at Wonder Wharf take an unexpected turn when Jimmy Pesto invites himself along, dubbing it a "dad date." Despite Bob's initial reluctance, the day evolves into a series of carnival games where the two dads compete for pride and ridiculous prizes.

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Jimmy thumbed through the bills like he was some kind of high-roller at a casino, eyeing the various food stalls and vendors lining the wharf. “Alright, kids!” Jimmy called, waving the money in the air like it was confetti. “Who wants some snacks? Funnel cakes, churros, corn dogs—whatever you want, it’s on me!” Gene’s head snapped toward Jimmy so fast it was a miracle he didn’t give himself whiplash. “Did you say corn dogs?! Jimmy Pesto, I take back 30% of the bad things I’ve said about you!” Louise sidled up to Bob, grinning wickedly. “Looks like Jimmy’s buying his way into our hearts, huh, Dad? Guess it’s not the worst thing.” Bob sighed, watching as the kids immediately rushed toward the nearest food stall, giddy with the promise of free snacks. Tina stayed behind for a moment, raising an eyebrow at her dad. “Are you sure you’re okay with this, Dad? I mean, he’s kind of… well, you know.” “Yeah, Tina, I know,” Bob muttered, glancing over at Jimmy, who was already charming one of the vendors into giving him a discount on a whole tray of funnel cakes. “But… it’s fine. I think I’m just trying to go with it today. For the kids.”
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In a day of games, fried food, and unexpected friendship, can Bob and Jimmy set aside their rivalry long enough to enjoy their "dad date"?
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